ASSETS DECLARATION; Who is fooling who?

Matters arising, as Buhari and the Richest Lawyer in Africa, Osibanjo declares their asset.

Before I proceed, let me remind everyone that the APC had earlier told us that Buhari is a poor man(the word "Poor" having a different definition for the APC) and he(Buhari) doesn't have a house in Abuja. Also we were told Buhari has only N1million in his account, one of the reasons Amaechi had to loot Rivers state to buy Buhari a nomination form.
Alright..

ASSET AS DECLARED BY BUHARI..
-N30m cash in only one Union Bank account..... Coughs!!! no be N1million again. May you be poor as Buhari say AMEN..
-Shareholder in Berger Paints, Union Bank and Skye Bank..
How much are all his shares worth?? Millions, Billions?
- Five houses - two in Kaduna, one each in Abuja, Kano and Daura
Finally he get house for Abuja?owkay, How much is each of the houses worth?? N100million each, N1billion each?
- Two mud houses - inherited from his elder sister and father
Next please.
-270 cows, 25 sheep, 5 horses and a variety of birds.
Finally his animals are no longer gay.

- Farms, an orchard and a ranch
Next!!!!!!
-Two undeveloped plots - one each in Kano and PH
What's their value?
-An unspecified number of cars, 2 bought from his savings, the rest donated by the FG as ex-Head of State and others donated by well-wishers.
"unspecified"???? Issorite

No foreign accounts, no factory, no enterprises, no registered companies, no oil wells.
##‪#‎yawns‬### this will soon be denied.

NOW TO OSIBADE.
Please Daddy G.O needs to see this.
VICE PRESIDENT OSIBANJO, Officially Africa's richest lawyer.

-N94million.... USD 900,000 in foreign account... Tinubu we see your handi and leggi work ooooOoo you haf tried... Eko is baje.
-Four bedroom house at VGC, Lagos
- 3 bedroom flat at Mosley Rd, Ikoyi
- 2 bedroom flat at Redemption Camp
- 2 bedroom mortgaged property in Bedford, England
... Taaaaa....idonbilivit.
He must tell us the value of all the houses...in my fathers house there are many mansions no reach here.
- Shares in the following firms - SimmonsCooper; Octogenerium Ltd; Windsor Grant Ltd; Tarapolsa; Vistorion Ltd; Aviva Ltd. and MTN Nigeria.
Pasitor, you must tell us the total value of all yea shares.....and table too.
- One infinity 4WD SUV, one Mercedes Benz and one Prado Jeep.
**asset declaration list as arranged by Iyke Durumba**

We are not fools.
Amadioha please fix this.

Article written by: Chijioke Malachi Anyacho