MY NEIGHBOUR 2

You remember my neighbour, the stingy guy that spends money when he sees a woman, the one that's owing me? Hmmmm he is owing me again ooo!

I was in my usual manner of minding my business on sunday when he came again with

a request. According to him, he went clubbing, got drunk and took one of the babes there home.

He started feeling insecure at the middle of the night when he wanted to play a little, the feel he got when he attempted to touch was more of muscles. He said he touched the hand, it was all muscles, he touched the face, it felt so strong and mean, he touched the legs, it was all muscles, he decided to wait till the next day to be sure it wasn't his mind deceiving him.

When he woke up the next morning, he said what his eyes fell on was like a nightmare, he screamed and screamed but the babe was busy snoring off her future lolz. After using all the instruments available to him to wake the babe up, he asked her to dress up and start going, but the babe refused oo, saying that she isn't ready to go yet... Original Gobe! 

He wore his clothes and ran to my flat to make this request.

WHAT WAS HIS REQUEST?

He wants me to dress very well, walk to his flat around 11am with luggages, and claim to be his wife who came back from a trip unannounced. Whaaaaaaaaaat!

"Are you insane!, you went and picked a whore and expect me to come help you put up a drama to chase her out of your house!" I fired at him. He said "Anita please help your neighbour, I promise I wouldn't try this again. I don't know what I did to women of late that they want to frustrate my life, Anita this matter is between life and death. You are the only one that can help me do this", this time, he was almost crying.

I pitied him, I tried to put up a little of the drama in my head to see how it will go, but I shook it off. Why should I help a man to chase my fellow girl out? Never!. I asked him to go try his luck elsewhere.

I was about putting my ear piece on when I heard him say "Anita, I will pay you, I will pay you 5k for this deal". (Chai! This igbo blood in me is such a thick one lol). I took down the ear piece, this is an opportunity to even collect my previous balance as well. "But you are yet to finish paying me for the previous job I did for you" I asked him. "I will pay you all of it" he answered.

Hmmmmm this matter tie wrapper, the offer is juicy, and I needed money to pay off for the cloth I want to wear for Moment-With Anita one year anniversary party scheduled to hold in Uyo, Akwa ibom state come 22nd of August, the event Mr Ubong James is seriously helping to organise. I deposited some money for the clothes, its remaining 7k to complete the payment, and I don't know if I'm likely to get the 7k from now till that 22nd August... This is just an opportunity to get the money.

I told him to pay me 7k plus my previous balance or no deal, he agreed immediately without hesitating... DEAL!. I asked him to pay me upfront as I wouldn't want to hear stories that touch the heart after, he said he wouldn't want to start bringing out money in the girl's presence, but promised to pay me off immediately she leaves.

"Go to your flat and await my arrival by 11am, by the time I'm done with that babe, no be person go tell her make she get-out from your house nonsense" I said to him (the pay was definitely intoxicating me lolz).

After rehearsing my lines, by 11am, I dressed up, took my travel bag and walked straight to my neighbour's flat to act out the 7k influenced script.

When I got there, his protector was not locked, I walked to the sitting room, no one there, I walked to the room and saw both of them. My neighbour was already looking frustrated, I saw him standing while the babe was in the bed pressing her phone.

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I have class, will stop this story now, will continue when I'm done. What happened next is the main drama that  you wouldn't want to miss.