What ladies do when they see guys with flashy cars

What I  want to do now is called "ameborism", but it wouldn't be nice if I don't share the event I witnessed today.

Firstly, do you know that there are ladies who aren't working, they just dress tushed every morning and be trekking around the whole beautiful areas in their city pretending to be looking for taxi? Ok, you don't know, let me gist you.

These set of ladies will stand by the roadside in broad day light pretending to be waiting for a taxi, when a taxi is passing, they will turn away their eyes, but immediately they site a flashy car, they will start waving at it as if they have lost memory of taxi colour chai! Babes eh!

The one that happened today right in front of me got me really laughing.

I was in the shop praying for costumers to come. You know, with this our current economic situation, one needs to be prayer warrior before you will sell.

These two yahoo boys (don't ask me how I knew) drove in with tinted glass new model Range Rover... The type I usually drive in my dream lol. If we can grade the level of someone's irresponsibility level based on how they are dressed, then I will give these guys 98%.

Immediately they entered the shop and I stood to attend to them, these two hot babes with 2007 Camry drove in. I didn't initially know they came with a car until one of them dragged my attention with the way she was flinging the car keys as if she was searching for  mtn network with it... My instinct told me immediately that these girls were trying to impress someone.

I initially thought I was the one they were trying to impress until I realized that the girls came in because of the Range they saw outside chai!

As if the girls didn't pray before leaving the house, the guys never looked at them... Bad market! Some days are like that shaa.

These babes priced everything in the shop, while I kept observing if their trap will catch Range Rover this morning.

You would have said I was just imagining and making things up if one of them didn't pinch her friend when the guys were leaving and said "babe these guys fit be gay oo, they no even look our side. Our stopping by na serious bad market o, make we just pick small money thing comot for here".

Lwkmd!

I couldn't stop laughing when i heard that, i was right after all.