Pornography

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Let's say your sex life with your spouse is so dead that you both have to watch porn for arousal, please its not everything you see there you should copy.

We live in a computer age with computer oriented couples who just copy every silly thing they see... They think marriage/sex is an experimental theatre.

Those people you see acting porn are actors who are paid to act those things you watch, and they do it under a strong drug influence. They get paid for every jerk, they aren't doing it for fun nor for love, neither for pleasure... That show is strictly for business (money), that alone should be enough reason for you not to try it at home. Your objective and theirs aren't the same.

Imagine you that just ate fufu with egusi soup trying to put up an act someone under drug influence did... Don't think fufu and cocaine will perform the same magic just because they are both white substance lol.

You are asked to spice up your sex life does not imply you should go copy Jackie Jan style when you know you aren't even acrobatic enough for such.

Why I'm saying this is because my neighbour and his wife have been walking somehow since two days now, I over heard the house girl telling someone that the couple had accident after she overheard Oga and Madam mimicking the harder harder sound coming out from their television... Whatever the house girl meant by that, Anita doesn't know. Thank God it wasn't a fatal accident, and I wish them quick recovery.

The other day, a lady was telling me how her boyfriend told her that he likes twosome, and requested they practice it in their relationship. I tried talking her out of it, but I knew I was just talking to myself anyway. Few months later, she informed me that the guy has proposed to her. I asked her if its not the same guy that she is practising twosome with, she said yes but that he will change once they get married. I told her that a man does not learn how to write with left hand at old age, you never can tell, he might ask for twosome with you and your mother. The girl flared up, and that was how we became enemies because I advised her not to marry a twosome maniac.

Well, today they are divorced because Oga kept asking for twosome... How will he even stop asking for twosome when she was aware that's what he likes before she married him.

Should I start talking of the anal sex people who end up wearing pampers for the rest of their lives?

The truth is this, no one was born with appetite for anal sex, twosome, threesome, foursome and all the somes. People form this habit from what they see in porn movies. Some people can not differentiate between acting and reality, and once they copy these absurd acts, they find it difficult to stop.

I didn't say you should stop watching pornographic movies, I'm only advising that you should apply whatever you see there with caution.

And some people will say its non of my business, yes actually its not.

#Ok_bye