HOW TO GET FAVOUR FROM AN OFFICE

By Anita C. Herbert

You know that in our present day Nigeria, you work into any office for something, you need to know someone that knows someone that knows someone for your demand to be met. Now, I want to reveal little self discovered secret to getting help in most cases without having Abraham as father.

When you get to the office, put on a smiling face, starting from the gate to whoever you will meet before you get to your final destination, with a smiling face, compliment them. Tell the gateman that his uniform looks so cute on him that he is looking like a pilot lol (don't say this if the uniform is looking unkept oo).

When you get to the secretary (always better if the secretary is of the opposite sex), if she is a lady, look for something spectacular about her (it could be her eyes, her nose, her hair, her dressing, etc) before you start with the enquiry of what brought you there, spot that spectacular feature and compliment it. This will leave her blushing that she wouldn't even remember that her boss asked her not to let anyone in lol... Always remember to put on a sweet smile while complementing people.

If the secretary is male, flatter him a little about how cute his suit is and so on (in this case, its better you are  female). Don't forget to do this before making your enquiry.

When you finally see the boss himself/herself, don't be too timid. If the office is well furnished, compliment it in an astonishing way. If the boss is well dressed, compliment his/her dressing. Do this compliment politely and make sure you get him/her to smile. Believe me, they can not turn done your request.

Remember to look good yourself, don't look like a mad person and expect that your compliment will work. This strategy has been working for me since 1905.

But be warned! This strategy will not work on people with "Obi Akpo" lolz