DIFFERENT TYPES OF MEN

Mr Don’t give a f*ck: Is the dude who does not give a f*ck about any female, or her feelings… He will do whatever he wants to do, and if someone gets hurt in the process, then he don’t give a f*ck.

Mr Little Boy: He’s immature, but thinks he’s grown.. he doesn’t think about the future, or consequences… hurts girls because he’s still young minded… When he does finally become a MAN he’ll realise his mistakes…. but it might be too late by then.

Mr Can’t help himself: This dude is a cheater.. But he has a girl, he claims to love her… But he’s just ruled by his d*ck and will cheat with anyone that comes along.

Mr Actor: He’s dangerous, because he knows the game well, and knows what to say at the right time, and how to act.. He will do and say whatever it takes to make a woman fall for him… And then leave when he got what he wants… After all Acting isn’t real life.

Mr. i-F*ck: This dude is all about pu*sy… as much pu*sy as possible… He just wants to f*ck mad different females, as often as possible. He’ll holla at you, try to get the pu*sy as soon as possible… Then when he hits it… That’s it.. he disappears… Mr i-F*ck aka Mr hit-it-and-quit-it.

Mr Emotionless: He barely speaks to you or shows you he cares.. He just happens to be there and only seems to show emotions when he wants sex.

Mr I’m A Hustler: He talks about getting money, but yet is always broke.. And you always seem to be giving him money.

Mr Evil: This guy preys on the vulnerable females, the females who have been hurt so many times and are delicate, and just fills them with a fake idea that true love has finally come…. And then he destroys her.

Mr I’m Different: He will constantly tell you from the beginning that he is different and nothing like other guys… Guess what? He’s worse.

Mr Come Back D*ck: This dude got that good d*ck and knows how to keep you trapped… he has got no intentions of being with you, but he’ll f*ck you in a type of a way that has you mesmerised…. he’ll leave you d*cknotised… it’s so good that you don’t know whether you like him or the sex…. But that’s all he is.. just d*ck…

Mr Exciting: He makes your heart race, he’s dangerous, you can’t read him all you know is he’s very fast paced and spontaneous… But he gets bored.. settling down has no excitement.. So eventually he’ll move on

Mr No-Strings: He’s honest you got to give him that. He plays no games, and lets you off the jump, that it’s just sex and nothing more. But you normally fall him and when you tell him he runs away.. Because that’s not what he signed up for.

Mr Baller: The money man, buys you mad gifts, takes you out on a regular basis. Gives you security… But he does this to a bunch of girls…

Mr Wifey: He 'wifes"everything. Tells every female he will marry them. It’s his way of getting the pus*y.

Mr Liar: He will lie to you from the beginning about every little thing. you won’t even know the real him. your entire relationship will be a lie.

Mr Cute: He’s hot, you love his face.. But He got no job, no goals, no aspirations… This guy barely got a personality… He just gets by on life based on his looks…. He is just a pretty face.

Mr I Wanna F*ck you *cough* I mean I Love you: Has no game, and simply use emotions and feelings to get pus*y. He drops the L word so quickly and constantly tells you how he feels about you. But once he gets the pu*sy he moves on.

Mr Friend: He’s a genuinely nice guy, would love you to pieces in all the right ways if he was given half the chance… But the truth is, he lacks all the qualities you want… No excitement.

Mr Too Good To Be True: This guy is everything you want. he’s exciting, has a good d*ck, he gives you time, comes across as perfect.. treats you amazingly… But he also does this to lots of females.

Mr Right: This guy will be everything you need.. You just have to open your eyes.. Be aware of the bullshit other Misters and learn from your mistakes.. You can’t know Right without knowing Wrong.

Written by: Lucky Osas Asenoguan